The feeling's old, but it's new to me.
Home with the little dude today. He’s currently considering a nap while jumping in and out of bed which means I’m doing approximately 2,853 loads of laundry, stuffing diapers, and framing cool stuff for his room. #hurryanddoallthethings

Home with the little dude today. He’s currently considering a nap while jumping in and out of bed which means I’m doing approximately 2,853 loads of laundry, stuffing diapers, and framing cool stuff for his room. #hurryanddoallthethings

New toy! #titanium #anodizer #painfulpleasures #whatcolorwouldyoulike  (at Family Tradition Tattoo)

New toy! #titanium #anodizer #painfulpleasures #whatcolorwouldyoulike (at Family Tradition Tattoo)

parallel-sounds:

Fuck me srly. 

Off to work!  😘

Off to work! 😘

I will always prefer marijuana over alcohol.

six-doublefive-three-two-one:

id rather hit a bong than a bottle

I’m tired of non-fat people thinking it’s a miracle when fat people are talented.

Shakethecobwebs

Is it still cool to say reply with just “this” because … THIS.

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y’all I watched this Nightline episode and it was featuring the new Broadway show Aladdin and the guy who plays the Genie is a pretty hefty dude right and the Nightline reporter is all amazed by his moves and he calls her shit out like, “Now if I was a skinny guy out there just jumping around you wouldn’t be all that impressed! But when you see a 300 pound guy you can’t help but be amazed!” or something to that effect and it was fucking brillianttttt.

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royaldragon5:

radicalmuscle:

wwwbeautifullensecom:

ok cute is not even in my lexicon…..but that was the only word that came to mind.

Their thirst for blood is unreal.

time for my ultimate move…GREAT HUG OF FALLING DOWN!

immox:

I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.

@spectralbeings is such a wonderful client. I had fun with this one today!  Two surface bars by @anatometalinc with alternating teal and white opals. Anodized copper. 😍 #anatometal #piercing #ncpiercer #surfacepiercing #sideburnpiercing #mooresville #mooresvillenc #legitbodyjewelry  (at Family Tradition Tattoo)

@spectralbeings is such a wonderful client. I had fun with this one today! Two surface bars by @anatometalinc with alternating teal and white opals. Anodized copper. 😍 #anatometal #piercing #ncpiercer #surfacepiercing #sideburnpiercing #mooresville #mooresvillenc #legitbodyjewelry (at Family Tradition Tattoo)